Michael White. Updated January 10th, 2026 Share — connor (@ConnorEatsPants) January 8, 2026 That reads: Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry. Needless to say, Connor’s insult has gone mega (as opposed to MAGA) viral. And people seem to love it – especially because the vice president seems to be spend a lot of time online reading and replying to tweets. 1. making fun of jd vance being sold for drugs as a baby used to be a niche political twitter thing and now every normie’s opinion on him has come to the same conclusion as jd’s mom. it’s beautiful. good job man.